Several men were arrested recently and charged with sex "crimes" involving inanimate objects. In Ayr, Scotland, Robert Stewart was convicted of sexually aggravated breach of the peace (and officially labeled a sex offender) after being caught alone in his hostel bedroom making sexual movements against a bicycle. Craig McCullough, 47, was arrested in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, in October after being allegedly caught with his pants down in an otherwise-empty public restroom, lying next to an inflatable toy doll. Steven Marshall, 18, was arrested in Galashiels, Scotland, in November (and officially labeled a sex offender) after being caught simulating sexual intercourse against the pavement of a city street.