An overly intoxicated birthday girl earns points with the staff for at least being a happy, silly, fun drunk. She fails the drunk test but passes the attitude evaluation.
Security finds a note left on a hotel door from a one night stand and brings it to Sharon's attention. After a follow up phone call, the author shows her true colors.
Sharon gets hit on the head by an unruly patron and lets loose after a couple gets kicked out for getting getting frisky in the pool.