A customer walks in with a beat-up accordion, but pawns his ability to walk out as employees debate whether he'll come back for his prosthetic leg.
A newly converted Muslim says her husband insists she get rid of her plastic porky friends. Who smells bacon?
A woman claims to have Hitler's wife's bracelet.
Bringing a magic lamp into the shop might not grant any wishes but could bring a death in the family for shop employees. No sale here!
If not for the shopping extravaganza that gave them away, this pilfering pair could have made off with 17 million dollars.