Q&A with Judy Gold
How do you get your ideas?
Once I hit play, they are fed to me by these idiots.
Which World's Dumbest panelist would you marry, which would you sleep with and which would you kill?
I would marry Brad because I wouldn't have to have sex with him and he's always on the road. I would sleep with Leif Garrett – but he would have to be holding a poster of himself at 16 while singing "I Was Made For Dancing." Do I only get one person to kill? If so, Tonya – by getting clubbed with a police baton in the knee.
If you weren't a comedian, what do you think you'd be doing for a living?
I'd be a wet nurse.
What's better, hot chocolate or fruit?
DUH. Hot chocolate with fresh whipped cream. Those mini-marshmallows are bulls***.
If you met one of the people you made jokes about of on World's Dumbest, what would you say to them?
What is a guilty pleasure of yours?
I can't. I have kids.
Have you ever done something that if it was caught on camera, might end up on World's Dumbest? What was it?
Are you kidding? You haven't seen anything until you've seen me in a hotel room after a few drinks blasting a chick flick soundtrack.
Do you ever get recognized from the show?
All of the time. Mostly by TSA agents, cops, department store employees and 13 year-old-boys.
What do you do to relax?
What exactly is that?
Have you learned anything from being a panelist on World's Dumbest?
Yeah, I'm pretty smart.