Q&A with Jared Logan
What is the dumbest clip you've ever seen on the show?
That's hard to say. The show is really, really, really dumb. Probably the guy who dunked his head in human urine for $450. I wouldn't have done it for less than $500.
What is the funniest line you said that ended up getting cut from the show?
You've been cutting my lines from the show?!
What is the funniest line you heard another panelist say?
Anything uttered by Danny Bonaduce.
Which World's Dumbest panelist would you marry, which would you sleep with and which would you kill?
I'd marry Kevin McCaffrey, sleep with Loni Love, and kill Dustin Diamond. Wait, can I just sleep with everyone and then kill them all?
If you weren't a comedian, what do you think you'd be doing for a living?
If I wasn't a comedian I'd be teaching remedial English in the inner city and suffering one indignity after another as the children keyed my car, poured soft drinks on the crotch of my pants, and refused to listen.
What's better, hot chocolate or fruit?
If you met one of the people you made jokes about of on World's Dumbest, what would you say to them?
Congratulations! Your 15 minutes of fame was you dunking your head in urine!
Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
In 10 years, I hope to be in a management position at World's Dumbest, in charge of my own team and helping to increase profits in my department by a significant percentage. I have a lot of great ideas for how we could expand into foreign markets. I've created a short power point presentation if you'd like to take a look.
What is a guilty pleasure of yours?
What's your motto?
Ass, Gas or Grass. No one rides for free.