Q&A with Chris Fairbanks
What is the dumbest clip you've ever seen on the show?
I think the guy who, without hesitation, slammed his face into a high-speed ceiling fan trying to bite that apple. That was hands down the stupidest thing I've seen...because literally his hands should've been up.
What is the funniest line you said that ended up getting cut from the show?
Every time I say; "I'll bet these guys have strong opinions about president Osama!" in reference to a group of rednecks. I've said it several times, but I don't think it has been, or will ever be, used.
How do you get your ideas?
I like to start by looking at things in the background. Then I can come up with more obscure references to the clip.
What is the funniest line you heard another World's Dumbest panelist say?
I have a horrible memory.
Which World's Dumbest panelist would you marry, which would you sleep with and which would you kill?
All three: Chelsea Peretti.
If you weren't a comedian, what do you think you'd be doing for a living?
I'd be a fairly successful artist illustrating for magazines, kids books and other publications...like I used to before I ruined my career with being a comedian!
What's better, hot chocolate or fruit?
Fruit. I'm dairy, gluten, and sugar free.
If you met one of the people you made jokes about of on World's Dumbest, what would you say to them?
"I apologize. You seem like a nice Russian man. They MADE me make fun of you. I'm sorry about your legs."
What's your motto?
On the subject of office romances: "Never stick your d*** in the cash register."
Do you ever get recognized from the show?
Yes — by men with mustaches.