Episode 09 Season 1 You Have No Matches Those Who Can't Season 1 - Ep. 09 Shoemaker has troubling news but the others are more worried about finding a prom date. Replay Share 5 Up Next Season 1 in 90 Seconds Those Who Can't Season 1 Full Episodes Those Who Can't Up Next Those Who Can't Season 1 in 90 Seconds Those Who Can't Naked and Willing Those Who Can't Fitness From Fairbell: Budget Fitness Those Who Can't On This Day in History: Hoffa Those Who Can't School Gets a Death Threat Those Who Can't This Is Clearly Not a Dream Those Who Can't Season 1 Episode 09 All New Thursdays 10/9C You Have No Matches Shoemaker has troubling news but the others are more worried about finding a prom date. Facebook Share on Twitter Watch This Episode Up Next Season 1 in 90 Seconds Catch up on the most hilarious moments from the first season of truTV's scripted comedy "Those Who Can't." More From Those Who Can't Those Who Can't Your Shoes Are Gonna Get Us Killed Shoemaker, Fairbell, and Abbey find a way to escape from a student's murderous game. Those Who Can't I Like to Think of Him as a Partner Shoemaker has another erotic dream about Loren. Michael Madsen guest stars. Those Who Can't This Is Why People Hate the Police Loren and Coach Fairbell meet a new school cop (Michael Madsen). Those Who Can't Ask Abbey: Nutrition A concerned student writes in about Abbey's alarming diet cola intake. Those Who Can't Spanish Word of the Day: Salma Hayek Señor Payton honors his favorite actress's film career with a list of movies in which she appears naked. Those Who Can't Feeling the Urge for a Man The teachers learn about a new school cop but all claim they have nothing to hide. Those Who Can't Lean Into It Shoemaker tells Summer (Mary Lynn Rajskub) about a disturbing dream. Those Who Can't Shoemaker's Sex Dream Shoemaker tells Summer (Mary Lynn Rajskub) about a dream. Fairbell shows the cop (Michael Madsen) around. Those Who Can't Abbey's Poster Nightmare A copy machine error derails Abbey's party plans. Summer (Mary Lynn Rajskub) helps Fairbell express himself. Those Who Can't Fitness From Fairbell: Jump Rope Exercise tip: Use an imaginary jump rope for tangle-free aerobics! Show Clips Those Who Can't Graduation into Marriage Shoemaker has the classiest ring Loren never knew he wanted. Those Who Can't Crazy Aunt Shirley Abbey compares herself to her crazy Aunt Shirley when she realizes that she, too, will die alone. Those Who Can't Pranks Can Hurt Shoemaker goes ballistic after sitting on a whoopee cushion. Those Who Can't Beautiful Red Tailed Hawk Loren's bird-watching leads to a chance encounter with a potential soulmate. Those Who Can't Gil Nash Runs for Office As far as Gil Nash (Patton Oswalt) is concerned, the only government business is none-ya business. Those Who Can't No Citizenship, No Problem Tammy gets stonewalled at the voting booth while others waltz right in (ft. Rich Fulcher). Those Who Can't The Cocaine Campaign Instead of counting votes, Loren and Shoemaker watch a campaign ad about legalizing cocaine. Those Who Can't The Exorcism of Fairbell Abbey and Quinn (Rory Scovel) attempt to exorcise a possessed Fairbell. Those Who Can't Graffiti Vandal The teachers equip themselves with body cameras to get evidence of the Graffiti Vandal (ft. Baron Vaughn). Those Who Can't Fairbell Is Just Getting Started Fairbell might talk a big game, but Coach Donnelly (Kurt Angle) is up for the challenge.