Episode 09 Season 1 You Have No Matches Those Who Can't Season 1 - Ep. 09 Shoemaker has troubling news but the others are more worried about finding a prom date. Replay Share 5 Up Next Season 1 in 90 Seconds Those Who Can't Season 1 Full Episodes Those Who Can't Up Next Those Who Can't Season 1 in 90 Seconds Those Who Can't Naked and Willing Those Who Can't Fitness From Fairbell: Budget Fitness Those Who Can't On This Day in History: Hoffa Those Who Can't School Gets a Death Threat Those Who Can't This Is Clearly Not a Dream Those Who Can't Season 1 Episode 09 All New Thursday 10:30/9:30C You Have No Matches Shoemaker has troubling news but the others are more worried about finding a prom date. Facebook Share on Twitter Watch Full Episodes Up Next Season 1 in 90 Seconds Catch up on the most hilarious moments from the first season of truTV's scripted comedy "Those Who Can't." More From Those Who Can't Those Who Can't Your Shoes Are Gonna Get Us Killed Shoemaker, Fairbell, and Abbey find a way to escape from a student's murderous game. Those Who Can't I Like to Think of Him as a Partner Shoemaker has another erotic dream about Loren. Michael Madsen guest stars. Those Who Can't This Is Why People Hate the Police Loren and Coach Fairbell meet a new school cop (Michael Madsen). Those Who Can't Ask Abbey: Nutrition A concerned student writes in about Abbey's alarming diet cola intake. Those Who Can't Spanish Word of the Day: Salma Hayek Señor Payton honors his favorite actress's film career with a list of movies in which she appears naked. Those Who Can't Feeling the Urge for a Man The teachers learn about a new school cop but all claim they have nothing to hide. Those Who Can't Lean Into It Shoemaker tells Summer (Mary Lynn Rajskub) about a disturbing dream. Those Who Can't Shoemaker's Sex Dream Shoemaker tells Summer (Mary Lynn Rajskub) about a dream. Fairbell shows the cop (Michael Madsen) around. Those Who Can't Abbey's Poster Nightmare A copy machine error derails Abbey's party plans. Summer (Mary Lynn Rajskub) helps Fairbell express himself. Those Who Can't Fitness From Fairbell: Jump Rope Exercise tip: Use an imaginary jump rope for tangle-free aerobics! Show Clips Those Who Can't Not All Black People Can Rap Loren seeks help from fellow teacher Phil (Baron Vaughn) to join his rap crew. Those Who Can't Loren Craves Beef Loren's looking for a rap battle, but first he needs an opponent. Those Who Can't Fairbell Keeps It Simple Fairbell needs to prep for his rap battle and the JV volleyball team is here to help. Those Who Can't Introducing Coach Irontoe Smoot High has a new football coach (Will Sasso), and he's guaranteed a victory. Those Who Can't Miss to Mister Tracy Loren is shocked when he discovers Shoemaker's secret. Those Who Can't Shoemaker's Sub Shoemaker's new sub loves being a girl, bleeding and not having a weird penis. Those Who Can't Cattie's Caddy Loren feels left out when Fairbell becomes besties with the new principal (Cheri Oteri). Those Who Can't Out of Control While Loren cant control Fairbell, Shoemaker has lost control of himself. Those Who Can't Reverse Circumcision After Shoemaker's medical procedure, all Dr. Greene (Jason Sklar) can do is laugh. Those Who Can't Gum Duty Philosophy Scraping gum off toilet bowls isn't the teacher's problem, it's the gum on the toilet bowls of their lives.