Episode 07 Season 1 This Is Why People Hate the Police Those Who Can't Season 1 - Ep. 07 Loren and Coach Fairbell meet a new school cop (Michael Madsen). Replay Share 5 Up Next Ask Abbey: Nutrition Those Who Can't Season 1 Full Episodes Those Who Can't Up Next Those Who Can't Ask Abbey: Nutrition Those Who Can't Spanish Word of the Day: Salma Hayek Those Who Can't Feeling the Urge for a Man Those Who Can't Lean Into It Those Who Can't Shoemaker's Sex Dream Those Who Can't Abbey's Poster Nightmare Those Who Can't Season 1 Episode 07 All New Thursday 10:30/9:30C This Is Why People Hate the Police Loren and Coach Fairbell meet a new school cop (Michael Madsen). Facebook Share on Twitter Watch Full Episodes Up Next Ask Abbey: Nutrition A concerned student writes in about Abbey's alarming diet cola intake. More From Those Who Can't Those Who Can't Fitness From Fairbell: Jump Rope Exercise tip: Use an imaginary jump rope for tangle-free aerobics! Those Who Can't On This Day in History: Creamer A suspicious stain on Shoemaker's pants makes him the butt of another joke during his history lesson. Those Who Can't Loren Hemingway Are Loren and Ernest Hemingway's parallel lives pure coincidence? Those Who Can't Loren Gets Stuck in Rod's Jack Shack Coach Fairbell rescues Loren, but not before a painful therapy session with a puppet. Those Who Can't Drinking Shots Off the Barmaid's Belly The guys get drunk at a local bar before realizing the next day isn't a school holiday. Those Who Can't Drunk Teachers at School The guys arrive at school full of booze and Shoemaker embarrasses himself on a student's video. Those Who Can't Everyone Can Tell You've Been Crying Principal Quinn gets overly emotional when girls' volleyball star Little Debbie quits the team. Those Who Can't Uncle Jake's Pizza Web Loren tries to convince Uncle Jake (TJ Miller) to sponsor a girls' team. Those Who Can't Ask Abbey: Peer Pressure A student's question about marijuana hits a little too close to home for Abbey. Those Who Can't Spanish Word of the Day: Bigote Señor Payton expresses his negative sentiment toward goatees in today's vocabulary lesson. Show Clips Those Who Can't Loren Craves Beef Loren's looking for a rap battle, but first he needs an opponent. Those Who Can't Fairbell Keeps It Simple Fairbell needs to prep for his rap battle and the JV volleyball team is here to help. Those Who Can't Introducing Coach Irontoe Smoot High has a new football coach (Will Sasso), and he's guaranteed a victory. Those Who Can't Miss to Mister Tracy Loren is shocked when he discovers Shoemaker's secret. Those Who Can't Shoemaker's Sub Shoemaker's new sub loves being a girl, bleeding and not having a weird penis. Those Who Can't Cattie's Caddy Loren feels left out when Fairbell becomes besties with the new principal (Cheri Oteri). Those Who Can't Out of Control While Loren cant control Fairbell, Shoemaker has lost control of himself. Those Who Can't Reverse Circumcision After Shoemaker's medical procedure, all Dr. Greene (Jason Sklar) can do is laugh. Those Who Can't Gum Duty Philosophy Scraping gum off toilet bowls isn't the teacher's problem, it's the gum on the toilet bowls of their lives. Those Who Can't The Mandatory Meeting The teachers of Smoot reflect on their summer vacation.