Episode 07 Season 1 Shoemaker's Sex Dream Those Who Can't Season 1 - Ep. 07 Shoemaker tells Summer (Mary Lynn Rajskub) about a dream. Fairbell shows the cop (Michael Madsen) around. Replay Share 5 Up Next Abbey's Poster Nightmare Those Who Can't Season 1 - Ep. 05 Full Episodes Those Who Can't Up Next Those Who Can't Abbey's Poster Nightmare Those Who Can't Fitness From Fairbell: Jump Rope Those Who Can't On This Day in History: Creamer Those Who Can't Loren Hemingway Those Who Can't Loren Gets Stuck in Rod's Jack Shack Those Who Can't Drinking Shots Off the Barmaid's Belly Those Who Can't Season 1 Episode 07 Season 2 Premieres October 6 10:30/9:30C Shoemaker's Sex Dream Shoemaker tells Summer (Mary Lynn Rajskub) about a dream. Fairbell shows the cop (Michael Madsen) around. Facebook Share on Twitter Watch This Episode Up Next Abbey's Poster Nightmare A copy machine error derails Abbey's party plans. Summer (Mary Lynn Rajskub) helps Fairbell express himself. More From Those Who Can't Those Who Can't Drunk Teachers at School The guys arrive at school full of booze and Shoemaker embarrasses himself on a student's video. Those Who Can't Everyone Can Tell You've Been Crying Principal Quinn gets overly emotional when girls' volleyball star Little Debbie quits the team. Those Who Can't Uncle Jake's Pizza Web Loren tries to convince Uncle Jake (TJ Miller) to sponsor a girls' team. Those Who Can't Ask Abbey: Peer Pressure A student's question about marijuana hits a little too close to home for Abbey. Those Who Can't Spanish Word of the Day: Bigote Señor Payton expresses his negative sentiment toward goatees in today's vocabulary lesson. Those Who Can't Inspirational Speech Time Coach Fairbell gives a horrible pep speech to his volleyball team. Those Who Can't Surveillance Gate Assistant Coach Shoemaker does some "Belichicking" on a rival volleyball team. Those Who Can't The Librarian and the Pizza Guy Abbey flirts with Uncle Jake (TJ Miller) to get him to sponsor a literacy campaign. Those Who Can't Twice as Lice Loren makes a plan to fight the lice outbreak, but Dr. Greene (Randy Sklar) is preoccupied with gross photos. Those Who Can't Fire Drill The teachers wait out the fire drill with a little game of library strip poker. Show Clips Those Who Can't Getting the Band Back Together Shoemaker has trouble getting his old bandmates to play the prom. Mark Hoppus guest stars. Those Who Can't An Embarrassing Confession Loren confides in Quinn about his sexual dry spell. Principal Quinn makes an announcement. Those Who Can't Pumped for Prom Principal Quinn announces prom will be held at Smoot and the teachers have to bring dates. Those Who Can't You Have No Matches Shoemaker has troubling news but the others are more worried about finding a prom date. Those Who Can't Naked and Willing Principal Quinn strips down to fight a crazed student. Those Who Can't School Gets a Death Threat Principal Quinn calls the teachers to Smoot High after hours when a disgruntled student threatens them. Those Who Can't This Is Clearly Not a Dream Stuck in what may be a horror movie, the teachers slap each other to see if they're dreaming. Those Who Can't Your Shoes Are Gonna Get Us Killed Shoemaker, Fairbell, and Abbey find a way to escape from a student's murderous game. Those Who Can't This Is Why People Hate the Police Loren and Coach Fairbell meet a new school cop (Michael Madsen). Those Who Can't Feeling the Urge for a Man The teachers learn about a new school cop but all claim they have nothing to hide.