Episode 02 Season 1 Coach Fairbell's Sex Problem Those Who Can't Season 1 - Ep. 02 Loren and Shoemaker give Coach Fairbell a bizarre version of the birds and the bees. Replay Share 5 Up Next They Need Junk Food! Those Who Can't Season 1 - Ep. 02 Full Episodes Those Who Can't Up Next Those Who Can't They Need Junk Food! Those Who Can't Picket Line Power Struggle Those Who Can't Master Baker Those Who Can't Ask Abbey: Dating Those Who Can't Spanish Word of the Day: Tapas Those Who Can't A Shoemaker Threatens a Button Maker Those Who Can't Season 1 Episode 02 Season 2 Premieres October 6 10:30/9:30C Coach Fairbell's Sex Problem Loren and Shoemaker give Coach Fairbell a bizarre version of the birds and the bees. Facebook Share on Twitter Watch This Episode Up Next They Need Junk Food! A new healthy snack vending machine infuriates the teachers. More From Those Who Can't Those Who Can't Cinnamon Bun Attack Shoemaker and the other teachers mock and torture the scabs crossing the picket line. Susie Essman guests. Those Who Can't Down With Quinn! Shoemaker rallies the teachers for a strike but Fairbell opts out. Those Who Can't Worst Teachers Ever Loren makes margaritas for his students and Shoemaker has trouble controlling his temper. Those Who Can't You're Gonna F-Word Us? Principal Quinn calls the teachers to his office to discuss their disturbing behavior. Those Who Can't Student Government Is the Gateway Drug The teachers discuss what they should do to keep one student from winning class president. Those Who Can't Cheap Shots to the Face Coach Fairbell plans to get back at a class bully but Shoemaker tries to talk him out of it. Those Who Can't Dishonest Educator Loren tries to bribe Tammy to get a student's file. It doesn't end well. Those Who Can't Nuts Anywhere Around My Face Coach Fairbell describes the origins of his allergy. Turns out he can't lick nuts. Those Who Can't Oxy For You, Oxy For Me Loren gets what he needs from the inept school doctor (Jason Sklar). Those Who Can't Spreading an Awful Rumor Loren tries to expose a secret about a female student. Show Clips Those Who Can't Getting the Band Back Together Shoemaker has trouble getting his old bandmates to play the prom. Mark Hoppus guest stars. Those Who Can't An Embarrassing Confession Loren confides in Quinn about his sexual dry spell. Principal Quinn makes an announcement. Those Who Can't Pumped for Prom Principal Quinn announces prom will be held at Smoot and the teachers have to bring dates. Those Who Can't You Have No Matches Shoemaker has troubling news but the others are more worried about finding a prom date. Those Who Can't Naked and Willing Principal Quinn strips down to fight a crazed student. Those Who Can't School Gets a Death Threat Principal Quinn calls the teachers to Smoot High after hours when a disgruntled student threatens them. Those Who Can't This Is Clearly Not a Dream Stuck in what may be a horror movie, the teachers slap each other to see if they're dreaming. Those Who Can't Your Shoes Are Gonna Get Us Killed Shoemaker, Fairbell, and Abbey find a way to escape from a student's murderous game. Those Who Can't This Is Why People Hate the Police Loren and Coach Fairbell meet a new school cop (Michael Madsen). Those Who Can't Feeling the Urge for a Man The teachers learn about a new school cop but all claim they have nothing to hide.