Adam Cayton-Holland as Loren Payton
A creator and star of truTV's Those Who Can't, Adam (www.adamisfreakingoutrightnow.com) is a national touring headliner who plays all over the country. He was named one of 25 "Comics to Watch" by Esquire Magazine, one of "10 Comics to Watch" by Variety and has appeared on Conan, The Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail, The Pete Holmes Show and @midnight. He has appeared on ABC's Happy Endings and was featured on the Nerdist, Comedy Bang Bang and Sklarbro County podcasts. Cayton-Holland has also performed at the Montreal Just For Laughs, SXSW and Bridgetown Comedy festivals, and helms his own comedy extravaganza in Denver, The High Plains Comedy Festival. His live show and web series The Grawlix is a critically lauded darling child that you should know and love. Adam also has two albums, I Don't Know If I Happy and Backyards, both available on iTunes. Boy howdy you should give them a listen! Adam lives with a purebred Chesapeake Retriever named Annabel Lee, once threw out the opening pitch at a Colorado Rockies game and has been described by people as "genial" and "with pretty decent teeth."
A Spanish teacher and self-proclaimed bon vivant, Loren grew up in an affluent area of Denver and was afforded the opportunity to travel to Spain as a young adult. It's there that he studied the Queen's Spanish, the dialect he now teaches to his mostly Mexican students at Smoot High. In his free time, he enjoys mountain climbing and getting Chipotle with his boys.