Q: What is your favorite meal?

Large corned beef on white with potato salad

Q: If you could visit any place in the world for a week, where would you go?

Tokyo, Japan. I always wanted to check out the nightlife out there.

Q: What is the best item you ever found in storage?

$30k in vintage cameras

Q: What is one thing about you fans of the show would be surprised to find out?

I have a soft spot for smooth jazz and I am one hell of a pinochle player.

Q: In three words or less, describe yourself in high-school.

Underappreciated comedic genius

Q: What is your worst habit?

Trash talking. Which is also my best habit.

Q: What is your major goal in life?

To piss off Brandon and Lori

Q: What is your motto?

Don't take life too seriously, and it's funny when you make fun of the people who do.

Q: What makes you cry?

Onions and dubstep