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"If you did it, you're going to get it," says Corp. Brewer, a no-nonsense motorcycle cop whose colleagues call him "Ponch." After 23 years on the force, he's been through a lot, even crashing his bike into the side of a car while going 45mph. Fortunately, Corp. Brewer survived with just some nicks and bruises. His pet peeve is "loud music."

Malouf has been an officer for 15 years. His first five were spent as a reserve officer and during the past ten he has been a full-time traffic officer. He prefers working in the traffic division and loves protecting the suburban streets of Los Angeles County.

Officer Malouf receives many comments regarding his huge moustache, which he has had since he was a teenager. He says that he has only trimmed it twice; when he joined the academy and during officer training. Before becoming an officer, Malouf worked in men's swimming and active wear.

Orozco was raised one hour north of Los Angeles in the same area he has patrolled for over 25 years. He's dreamed of working in law enforcement ever since local policemen and firemen attended career day at his elementary school.

He is nicknamed "The Hammer" because he is known in Oxnard as an officer who refuses to let drivers off with just a warning. He has the Oxnard record of ticketing over 78 drivers in one shift.

Officer Turner chose to leave Los Angeles and settle down in quiet Redondo Beach. Now his worries entail catching speeders at work and cathcing fish during his off time. Officer Turner is no couch potato, riding his bicycle to work two or three times per week, approximately thirty miles each way.

Officer Dean has been on the force for 12 years. When he's not protecting the streets of Markham, he loves to dance. He's even worked as an extra in two R. Kelly music videos. With his sharp wit and keen sense of humor, Officer Dean is known as the jokester of the traffic department.

After writing 10,500 tickets in three years (approximately 80 percent of which were speeding violations), Officer Harris has earned the nickname "Superman" from his colleagues in the department. This 14-year veteran once wrote 79 tickets in one day, successfully breaking the unofficial record of 78, held by Ernie Orozco. All the tickets Harris wrote that day were for at least 12 miles over the speed limit. When Officer Harris isn't pulling violators over, he's at the lanes, bowling.

Officer Olson, a 16-year veteran, is known to give more warnings than tickets and even tells jokes during pullovers to help calm down nervous drivers. He enjoys bicycling and teaching children in the community about law enforcement and neighborhood safety. Dan Olson is also a dedicated family man with a wife and three children.

Corp. Moschetto is a nine-year veteran of the force whose claim to fame is being the first person in law enforcement to arrest an intoxicated person operating a Segway. He loves employing unconventional means to catch speeders, such as dressing in camouflage. He was formerly a drummer in a hair band called Madd Hatter. He is happily married and has three children.

Feature in People magazine's 2006 "Hottest Bachelors" issue, Officer Saia earned the national limelight after rescuing a family from their car on a flooded street. A photograph of the daring deed ended up in the local newspaper, where it was noticed by People's editors. But the notoriety didn't bother or embarrass him. He says he's just happy to bring some positive attention to his department.

Officer Meyer has been in law enforcement for eight years, the first five of which were spent as a campus police officer at the University of New Hampshire. She has been employed at the Portsmouth Police Department for three years. Believe it or not, Officer Meyer is a grandmother of four.

Officer Jones was actually born inside the Portsmouth Police Department; at the time it doubled as the local hospital. She's worked out of the building for five years as a police officer. In her spare time she plays softball, coaches high school basketball and practices Muay Tai kickboxing. She likes to think of herself "as a cross between Queen Latifah and Jennifer Lopez."

You probably wouldn't guess that Officer Weir spent many years in the advertising business, working in New York City and wearing his hair down to his shoulders. After September 11^th, he moved to New Jersey and signed up for the force. When not spending time with his wife and kids, he enjoys driving his Harley and snowboarding.

Sgt. Hartsell always dreamed of being a fighter pilot, but had to give it up after learning he was color blind. Abandoning his top gun ambitions, his wife spotted an ad in the newspaper about becoming a police officer, but Tim never thought he would pass the test. That was 20 years ago, and he's been happily on the force ever since.

Officer Sheldon worked at a paper mill for 12 years before deciding to join the academy when he was 32. He's been on the force for six years; his girlfriend is a firefighter. The "biggest" ticket he's ever written? A motorcycle rider going 73 mph in a 35 mph zone.

Barry has been with the Florida Highway Patrol for 19 years. He has no problem with giving a break to the occasional speeder, but not if the violation is blatant. Trooper Radanof has lived in Ft. Lauderdale his entire life and loves anything to do with the water. He is an avid boater and was a surfer in high school. Radanof patrols the roads surrounding Ft. Lauderdale including I-75, the major east-west artery in southern Florida, better known as "Alligator Alley."

Sgt. Kevin Strickland has worked for the Florida Highway Patrol for seven years. He is aggressive in his enforcement of the law. He rarely gives breaks because he thinks warnings are ineffective. He enjoys helping people and wants the driving public to be as safe as possible. Strickland visits Disneyland with his family as many as five times a year.

To the drivers he stops for speeding, he's Officer Gregg Duran. To his fellow motorcycle officers, he's "Duranimal," because he's constantly on the move. Part of that tenacity, he says, comes from working in his hometown police department for the past 16 years and feeling a deep personal commitment to keeping the city safe. He loves all that Milwaukee has to offer, especially the great restaurants along the Milwaukee River.

A Chula Vista native, Officer Chudy takes great pride in patrolling the streets of her hometown. She has been on the force for three years and is a member of the DUI task force. Chudy enjoys that unit because she knows how vital it is to keep the streets safe from impaired drivers.

Officer Chudy is nicknamed "Champ" from a police boxing competition where she dominated her opponent and won the title.

Chudy says she "loves being a cop." She is a shining example of police enforcement and very good reason not to speed in Chula Vista.

Deputy Cleland has been with the Sheriff for 11 years. He enjoys making a difference in the community where he grew up. Deputy Cleland also likes patrolling the streets on his motorcycle; his troupe recently placed 10^th in a national police motorcycle contest. He is also a fitness enthusiast who enjoys weight training.

Officer Corbett is Long Beach PD's resident funny guy. When he's not cruising the streets looking for traffic violators, you can probably find him making someone laugh. He started his law enforcement career 12 years ago as a New York PD officer but returned to his hometown of Long Beach, where he lives with his wife and three-year-old twins.

Officer Curtis is a three-year veteran of the Long Beach PD, which he joined after spending three years as a cop in New York City. His pet peeve on the road is speeding. He says that sometimes "a warning can be as effective as a ticket." What Officer Curtis loves most about Long Beach is "the sense of community and the outdoor activities in the summer."

Corporal Fabanich has been in law enforcement for 10 years and wanted to be a police officer since he was a child. His nickname is "Hollywood" because his buddies say he's so good looking. The city of Blythe can get up to 120 degrees in the summer and Troy says that "people sometimes speed to get out of the heat quickly. It's sometimes necessary to give people a break because not everyone learns from getting a citation. Sometimes a good talk is all that's needed."

Officer Freed comes from a family involved in law enforcement, so it's no surprise that he has been on the force for 20 years. His philosophy on pulling people over is that he treats them as if he was the one being reprimanded. Alan often issues warnings reminding people to pay attention. As for living in Philadelphia; he likes his cheesesteak with cheese.

Deputy Hickman has been in public safety for 25 years. Before he joined the Sheriff last year, he served as a fire chief in Pennsylvania. He says that he's happy to be back in his hometown "for the great shore weather and fishing." He says fishing is similar to being a deputy "because both require stealth, patience and knowing the tools of the trade."

Patrolman Hill has been doing police work for over six years. He grew up in Northern California and his neighbor was a cop. As a child he went on several ride alongs and he was hooked. After four years in the Marines as a military police officer, he returned to Eureka and enrolled in the police academy. Last year he wrote over 750 traffic tickets. This year, if he keeps up with his current pace, he may write over 1,100.

Officer Hunter grew up in Orange County, so it's especially rewarding for him to be working for the CHP in San Juan Capistrano. He has been on the force for six years and loves working in the area's beautiful surroundings. For Hunter, the patrol car is his office and he enjoys working the freeways because of the fast-paced action.

Deputy Husar has been in law enforcement for over 30 years. He comes from a family of police officers, so he always plays by the rules – so much so that his wife's pet peeve is that he drives too slow. Outside law enforcement, Andy's passion is horses. He owns several and is currently teaching himself to rope.

Agent Kahl has been with the Chula Vista PD for over eight years. He specializes in drunk driving enforcement. He is the pride of his department, having cited more DUI suspects than any of his fellow officers for three years running. He also enjoys deep sea fishing and movies, though he also says he's "quite happy just kicking back at home."

Officer Lambert works on the DUI Taskforce for the Traffic Enforcement Division of the Alpharetta PD. Daniel, who has been a police officer for eight years, says "I knew I wanted to be a cop since I was three years old." He enjoys keeping the roads safe by slowing down drivers and cracking down on drunks on the road.

Officer Peach has lived in Greensboro since he was a kid, and grew up with a sense of pride and respect for law enforcement. He enjoys being a police officer because he likes the people he works with and says "there's a lot of self-satisfaction in the job." His biggest pet peeves: "tinted windows and kids who aren't properly secured in a child seat." On his days off, Officer Peach cruises the streets of Greensboro on his motorcycle.

Deputy Neil Rubel has been on the force for 17 years. He prides himself on being an educator first and a law enforcer second. He says his pet peeves are "seatbelt violators, people who talk on their cell phones while driving and liars." Rubel is happily married with two children and can't imagine living or working anywhere other than Bay County.

Deputy Streichert has been a deputy for four years with the County Sheriff. A few years ago Deputy Streichert went to clown school. He wanted to use those skills to help him talk to kids about choosing right from wrong and help them make good decisions in their lives. Through this training he also became a whiz at making balloon animals.

Corporal White has been with the Laguna Beach PD for almost eight years. He is currently assigned to the patrol division, but uses his passion for technology to help install the latest law enforcement equipment into the cruisers. He says "the best way to prevent speeding is to be visible."

From scratching records to scratching tickets, Officer Williams has done quite a spin from his previous persona as "D.J. Page." Now he's known as "The Chief" at the Beverly Hills PD. As a 12 year veteran, David keeps the office laughing, but says it's back to business when he's on patrol.

Don't let his baby face fool you. Officer Muldrow has been with the Markham PD for 20 years. When asked what gets under his skin, this roadside comedian said: "Unrestrained children are my biggest peeve. I look forward to helping residents get on the right track." Officer Muldrow also says he knows how to get the job done. His message: "...plan on seeing my face if you plan on speeding through Markham."