1. Nicotine addict uses patch to quit smoking. Tells friends it's a bandage for his new Ratt tattoo that's, "bleeding like a mo-fo."
Joseph Buzzelli had been smoking steadily for 12 years when he decided to quit cold turkey, a move he thought his friends would consider, "wussy." Rather than risk their derision, he watched a marathon of "LA Ink" and told his friends he got a tat of his favorite hair band, Ratt. "I just showed this chick a photo and she like drew them from memory – Stephen Pearcy looks incredible." Joseph hopes to quit smoking soon, but dreads the day he removes the patch and actually has to get a tattoo of the now defunct band. "Frankly, I hate needles, but as long as my friends think I'm cool, it's all good."