Ron Shirley's Top 10 Reasons to Watch the New Season of Lizard Lick Towing

• 10. If you don't, Bobby will pop you like a two-day-old pimple.
• 9. You won't find a better show. Matter of fact, you'd have a better chance of finding a diamond in a Billy goat's butt.
• 8. Because Lizard Lick Towing and Recovery is slicker than snot on a glass doorknob.
• 7. Because you'd rather ride a tornado through an ape pen in banana underwear than a miss it.
• 6. You'd rather light a match in a room full of old grandma fart bags than be left out.
• 5. Call us butter because, this season, Lizard Lick's on a roll!
• 4. Is it a mistake to miss Season 2? Does a fat puppy hate fast cars?
• 3. There's no one more fun to watch than me. Sometimes I'm so great I'm jealous of myself.
• 2. My wife, Amy, is tougher than a two-dollar steak.
• 1. Because watching this show is more fun than being a horsefly in an outhouse. And that's a fact.