Sal is thrilled to be back in competitive mode for the first time since playing sports in high school. He won an academic scholarship to St. John's University and earned a bachelor's degree in finance, which he's putting to good use as a bartender. Sal attempts to administer a high level of uncompromising wit with every unknowing hidden camera patron he comes across. Don't let him catch you littering, and please don't sneeze or cough near him, since he's quite the germaphobe. In his spare time Sal enjoys dissecting his decisions and actions until he feels the least amount of guilt and can move on at least somewhat content.