Episode 09 Season 1 Up to Date: Flirting With Diabetes Comedy Knockout Season 1 - Ep. 09 Our comedians switch off giving scathing answers to one another's dating profile questions. Replay Share 5 Up Next Apology: Monroe Martin Comedy Knockout Season 1 - Ep. 02 Full Episodes Comedy Knockout Up Next Comedy Knockout Apology: Monroe Martin Comedy Knockout Pup-arazzi: Black in America Comedy Knockout Apology: Mo Mandel Comedy Knockout Claim to Shame: Wedding Crasher Comedy Knockout B.S. Translator: I Need to Focus on My Career Comedy Knockout What Not to Say: Matchy-Matchy Comedy Knockout Season 1 Episode 09 All New Thursday 11/10C Up to Date: Flirting With Diabetes Our comedians switch off giving scathing answers to one another's dating profile questions. Facebook Share on Twitter Watch Full Episodes Up Next Apology: Monroe Martin Monroe Martin apologizes to the crowd and considers writing a eulogy for his dead career. More From Comedy Knockout Comedy Knockout Claim to Shame: Speed Date Smoocher One audience member made out with three people at the same speed dating event. Our comedians guess who. Comedy Knockout Apology: Yamaneika Saunders Yamaneika is so embarrassed by her loss she's going into hiding disguised as "I-know-I-suck-at-comedy-neika." Comedy Knockout Who Invited Them?: Sexiest Amber Alert Ever The contestants analyze weird photos and try to guess where the people in them are headed. Comedy Knockout Pup-arazzi: Melting Plastic If celebrity's dogs could talk, this is what they would say. Comedy Knockout Jokepardy!: What Is Cocaine? Our comedians tackle hard drugs, air travel, and hillbillies in our take on the classic game show. Comedy Knockout Anti-Social Media: Morons Our comedians fire back at celebrity posts from Chris Brown, Chrissy Teigen, and Mary J. Blige. Comedy Knockout Up-to-Date Our comics take turns filling out one another's dating profiles. Comedy Knockout Apology: Chris Distefano Chris Distefano totally blew it and "should have just stuck to looking like a total psychopath." Comedy Knockout Jokepardy!: Confederate Flag T-Shirts Our three comedians tackle Confederate flags, youth pastors, and plastic surgery in a round of "Jokepardy!" Comedy Knockout Letsy Who Bought It: Sexy Dog Toys From fetus soap to risque chew toys, our comedians share their thoughts on wacky Etsy products. Show Clips Comedy Knockout Apology: Aida Rodriguez Aida's got prescription side eye, no wonder she got knocked out. Comedy Knockout Apology: Arden Myrin Arden's loss is no surprise. She's been embarrassing herself since she was a kid. Comedy Knockout JV Life Coach: Ask For A Threesome These folks need some advice - our comedians take turns helping them out. Comedy Knockout Anti-Social Media: Drake Shake What's in Drake's glass: milk or a Drake Shake? Comedy Knockout Apology: Mike Lawrence Mike is "really into comic books" ...but, he isn't really a good comic. Comedy Knockout Apology: Jessica Kirson Jessica didn't get enough votes today, but she hopes that people can at least respect her art. Comedy Knockout Where The Hell Are They Headed?: Ice Cream Our comedians guess where these two women are going, but they are way off. Comedy Knockout Apology: Mahamed Weinberg Mahamed has a hard life being Jewish, Catholic, and Muslim all at once, but he still has to apologize. Comedy Knockout What Not to Say at a Mammogram Our comedians come up with the worst things to say when giving a breast exam. Comedy Knockout Apology: Josh Wolf Josh thinks he might have been knocked out because of his sense of personal style...or lack thereof.