Q: Describe what your job is like.

Hell, or something like that.

Q: What makes up an average day for you?

Working on junk...

Q: What is the most outrageous thing that has happened to you at work?

They try to make me do holidays.

Q: What kind of weapon is your specialty and why do you like it?

The ones that go BANG. They make holes in stuff.

Q: What do you do to relax?

Real work.

Q: What are the three most important traits a person needs to have to succeed in your line of work?

Knowledge of guns. Knowing how to keep people happy while ignoring them. Withstanding other employees.

Q: What ticks you off the most?

People. Everything else.

Q: If you could change one thing about Guns Plus, what would it be?

Real working cash registers. More tools. Less talking.

Q: What makes working at Guns Plus special?

Playing with guns at work...