Sat 12/09
6 am

Comedy Knockout

Play Balls

Arden Myrin hits on Tone Bell's tight beard like a third base coach, Tone knows what Arden hates about pharmacists, and Kyle Kinane's idea of a cat bath is not what you'd think it is!

TV-14 D L
6:30 am

Comedy Knockout

White Jesus

Josh Wolf explains how southerners dress, Mo Mandel knows an evil hot air balloon pilot when he sees one, and Dulce Sloan and Mo make a hair-touching arrangement.

TV-14 D L
7 am

Comedy Knockout

Funny Joints

Gina Yashere knows about black people who listen to country music, Kevin McCaffrey reacts to his pics, and Julian McCullough pays Kevin a potato-themed insult.

TV-14 D L
7:30 am

Comedy Knockout

Covered in Crabs

Gina Yashere knows what not to say after sex, Josh Wolf finds out what he and Wolverine have in common, and Kyle Kinane has rigor mortis in his pants.

TV-14 D L
8 am

Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes

Fe-mail

Which Joker absolutely hates massages and which Joker won't go a week without one? Plus, how long did it take the make-up team to turn Joe into a female techie? Go behind the scenes with Sal, Murr, Q and Joe to find out!

TV-14 D L
8:30 am

Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes

Everything's Just Rosie

How many pounds of potatoes were made for the famous Scoopski Potatoes challenge? What did Rosie O'Donnell require before agreeing to appear as Q's clone? Go behind the scenes with Murr, Sal, Joe and Q to find out!

TV-14 D L
9 am

Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes

Uncool and the Gang

What was Sal's fear when Joe was told to pour water in his mouth, blindfolded? How many days a year are the guys together? And what punishment had the producers so scared, they doubled security? Go behind the scenes to find out!

TV-14 D L S
9:30 am

Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes

Welcome to Miami

Which Jokers possess impressive scooter skills? Why did Sal change his phone number after the Beach Bums challenge? What did Q fear the most when facing down an alligator? Go behind the scenes with Sal, Murr, Q and Joe to find out!

TV-14 D L
10 am

Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes

Not Safe for Work

What TV personality was on set for the Dating Disaster challenge? And just how long did Murr have to hold each pose for his epic modeling punishment - in the nude? Go behind the scenes with Q, Sal, Murr and Joe to find out!

TV-14 D L
10:30 am

Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes

Stripped of Dignity

What does "on the brach" mean in GattoSpeak? And which outfits were too hot for TV in the unforgettable Strip-O-Gram punishment? Go behind the scenes with Joe, Sal, Q and Murr to find out!

TV-14 D L
11 am

The Carbonaro Effect

Don't Freeze Me!

At a sporting goods store, a confused customer debates the laws of physics with Michael after he suddenly makes a lightweight box heavy. As a barista, Michael shows café patrons that glass is not nearly as impenetrable as it seems.

TV-PG
11:30 am

The Carbonaro Effect

It's a Makeshift

Michael mystifies laundromat patrons and makes one man's day when he convinces him that he's hit the coin machine jackpot. Then, Michael taps into his musical abilities by turning into a record player.

TV-14 L
12 pm

The Carbonaro Effect

Maybe it's the Echinacea?

Posing as a Pet Store employee, Michael sells customers on the novelty of pets that can hatch out of balloons, and convinces a hotel valet that he can park a car without even sitting in the driver's seat.

TV-PG
12:30 pm

The Carbonaro Effect

It's A Chicken, Sir

It's A Chicken, Sir: Michael discovers a ferocious new breed of animal at a park, customers are steeped in confusion when Michael invades a local tea shop, and a woman gets her feathers ruffled when an art studio becomes the site of a transformation.

TV-14 V L
1 pm

The Carbonaro Effect

Wait, My Chair!

Michael reveals the transformative properties of fruits and vegetables, and shows a caterer the true power of dairy products. Plus, an antique store customer is stunned when a species of termite literally chews through the scenery!

TV-14 L
1:30 pm

The Carbonaro Effect

Soliciting Statue

Michael shows off an impossible way to organize your clothes, reveals some serious surprises lurking in your favorite foods, and attempts one of his most ambitious feats yet - tricking two people at the same time!

TV-14 L
2 pm

The Carbonaro Effect

Cuban Assimilatory Persea Plant

Michael tries new foods like shape-shifting pasta and never-ending soup! Then it's off to a vinyl shop for a record-breaking illusion, and later, Michael tries to convince his coworker to explore a new plant.

TV-14 L
2:30 pm

Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes

Captain Fatbelly

How have the Jokers illegally defaced cash during challenges? Which prop was sterilized after being handled by Joe? Why did the crew almost postpone Joe's tram punishment? Go behind the scenes with Murr, Sal, Q and Joe to find out!

TV-14 D L
3 pm

Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes

Centaur of Attention

Which Joker was almost pushed into the street while in a portable toilet? Who lived down the hall from a future NBA star in college? And where did the term "hipster" come from? Go behind the scenes with the Jokers to find out!

TV-14 D L
3:30 pm

Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes

Dog Days of Bummer

Which of the Jokers played many sports throughout his high school years? What command almost made Sal hit a camera? And which two Jokers roomed together near Wall Street? Go behind the scenes with Joe, Sal, Murr and Q to find out!

TV-14 D L S
4 pm

Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes

Tooth and Consequences

Which one of the Jokers is an ordained minister? Why is Murr always a front runner in ridiculous product pitching challenges? And how many of the Jokers have lost a tooth during an episode? Go behind the scenes to find out!

TV-14 D L
4:30 pm

Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes

Ruffled Feathers

How do you attach doll parts to a tire to create the famous Tire Baby? What are the coolest shoes that Murr owns? And why did Q want to join in on Sal's zoo punishment? Go behind the scenes with Joe, Murr, Q and Sal to find out!

TV-14 D L
5 pm

Impractical Jokers

Bidder Loser

The guys try to dig themselves out of a jam by asking strangers to help bury bizarre items, then compete to see who can cling the longest to a stranger's car. And the big loser makes a room full of enemies at an auction house.

TV-14 D L S
5:30 pm

Impractical Jokers

The Good, the Bad and the Punished

The guys pose as crabby NYC cab drivers, then head to the park to solicit undeserved congratulations. And in special travel punishment, the big loser plays sheriff in an old Nevada town full of outlaws.

TV-14 D L S
6 pm

Impractical Jokers

Putting the P in Pool

The guys pose as crummy cashiers at a grocery store and then head to the mall for a touching game involving laser pointers. Plus, the loser is soaked with embarrassment after making it clear to some swimmers that he's #1.

TV-14 D L S
6:30 pm

Impractical Jokers

Brother of the Sisterhood

The guys play helpless oddballs in a waiting room, then ask grocery shoppers for cash. And the loser becomes the #1 enemy of women everywhere.

TV-14 D L S
7 pm

Impractical Jokers

Dark Side of the Moon

The guys make passes at supermarket shoppers, then pose as reporters. And with a painfully invasive punishment, the loser is the butt of the joke.

TV-14 D L S
7:30 pm

Impractical Jokers

Virtual Insanity

The guys bark up the wrong tree as employees at a pet store, then head to the market for a game that throws everything up in the air. And the big loser virtually loses his mind after entering a world he's never visited before.

TV-14 D L S
8 pm

Hack My Life

No Reservation Required

Officers Mack and Jack crash a failed football-viewing party, Kevin and Brooke use an important hacker's tool to secure a restaurant reservation, and it's mom versus dad in a race to determine peanut butter & jelly supremacy.

TV-14 D L
8:30 pm

Hack My Life

Fill-Er Up!

Brooke and Kevin demonstrate how to save money at the gas tank, and the Lazy Cook shows us a great way to get more bacon out of our BLTs. Plus, breaking up doesn't have to be so hard when you use these lessons from our Hack Hero!

TV-PG L
9 pm

Hack My Life

The Next Level of Hacking

Brooke and Kevin explore the best hacks for getting freebies and special treatment at a restaurant, and Bob finds hacks to save you money.

TV-14 D L
9:30 pm

Hack My Life

Hack the Home and Beyond

Brooke and Kevin reveal the ultimate hands-free mower, find hacks for carpet stains, hack a chandelier and learn from pros Becky and Bob.

TV-14 D L
10 pm

Impractical Jokers

Mime and Punishment

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q put the nasty in "namaste" when they lead guided meditations that leave their victims with a lot to think about. And the big loser gets boxed in with the very first 24-hour punishment.

TV-14 D L S
10:30 pm

Impractical Jokers

Three Men and Your Baby

Sal, Joe, Murr and Q get snap happy while posing as photographers, then ask strangers for help filling out forms. And all but one of the guys are faced with a punishment that's not child's play.

TV-14 D L S
11 pm

Impractical Jokers

The Q-Pay

Q, Murr, Sal and Joe share some TMI texts with strangers, then try to sabotage each other at a dating event. And tonight's loser gets a special donation from one of the other guys - that he must sport for the rest of the season.

TV-14 D L S
11:30 pm

Impractical Jokers

Rubbed the Wrong Way

Joe, Sal, Q and Murr cruise the food court sending texts to strangers, then throw caution (and groceries) to the wind. And tonight's loser is cast as a genie in a play but wishes he could be anywhere else.

TV-14 D L S
12 am

Impractical Jokers

Laundry Day

The guys look for partners in crime at a supermarket and throw caution to the wind as helpless romantics. And the loser has a serious wardrobe malfunction.

TV-14 D L S
12:30 am

Impractical Jokers

Spider Man

Sal, Murr, Joe and Q give all-you-can eat buffet customers all they can handle, and turn into real power tools while teaching workshops at a hardware store. Then, tonight's big loser suffers a punishment that will make your skin crawl.

TV-14 D L S
1 am

Impractical Jokers

Human Piñata

The guys hug it out with strangers in the park, go head-to-head pitching wacky inventions to confused consumers, and launch a manhunt for their imaginary wives.

TV-14 D L S
1:30 am

Impractical Jokers

Film Fail

Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr are forced to think on their feet at a podiatrist's office, ask strangers for help burying unusual items in the park, and keep their eyes on the prize in a grocery store race.

TV-14 D L S
2 am

Impractical Jokers

Get Out of Dodge

It's an eye for an eye when the guys face off as optometrists, they break each others' banks giving bad financial advice, and push outrageous political platforms in a fruitless hunt for votes.

TV-14 D L S
2:30 am

Impractical Jokers

The Truth Hurts

The guys search for imaginary places with a little help from strangers, pick their own poison in the park, and there's a surprise behind every door in the horrifying hunt for a house-sitter.

TV-14 D L S
3 am

Talk Show the Game Show

I'll Burn It Down

Comedian Nicole Byer high kicks her way into the judges' hearts, truTV's Kyle Kinane hunts for points, and comedian Julian McCullough wigs out with Guy. But only one will win the title of best talk show guest in America.

TV-14 D L
3:30 am

Talk Show the Game Show

Milk and Cookies

Oscar winner Diablo Cody shares HER pop goddess obsession, rock star Moby reveals the birth of his name, and comedian Arden Myrin magically flashes her way to the top. Only one can win the title of best talk show guest in America.

TV-14 D L
4 am

Talk Show the Game Show

Smashing Them Guts

Comedian Maria Bamford has an unusual vision of Guy's future; truTV's Ben Roy drinks, spits and swirls; and impressionist James Adomian becomes three guests in one. But only one can win the title of best talk show guest in America

TV-14 D L
4:30 am

Talk Show the Game Show

Hot Gossip

Actor Tim Bagley spills the tea on the Playboy Mansion, NFL Running Back Rashad Jennings reveals what's in rookies' jockstraps, and comedian Beth Stelling feels the burn.

TV-14 D L
5 am

Talk Show the Game Show

Canadian Tuxedo

Comedian songbird Bridget Everett nearly has a "Basic Instinct" moment, musical artist Kelis gets saucy, and the Walking Dead's Josh McDermitt talks zombies and mullets. Find out who wins the title of best talk show guest in America.

TV-14 L
5:30 am

Talk Show the Game Show

Rare Air

Comedian and best-selling author Chelsea Handler regifts an anatomically correct present to Guy, ex-pro footballer Maurice Jones-Drew draws a foul while singing, and comedian Nikki Glaser dishes on breakups and make-ups.

TV-14 D L
6 am

Comedy Knockout

Play Balls

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