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World's Dumbest

World's Dumbest Criminals 13

As part of its ongoing crime-fighting mission, truTV Presents brings you 20 more of the dumbest lawbreakers on the planet. From arsonists who manage to torch themselves, to a burglar who locks himself into the store he's burglarizing, to a bank robber who waits in line patiently for a teller wearing a ski mask. Featuring commentary from Danny Bonaduce, Tonya Harding, Todd Bridges and the rest of our top-notch celebrity panel.

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10 am

World's Dumbest

World's Dumbest Criminals 10

Prepare to see plenty of phenomenally misguided felons and misbehaving miscreants stumbling and bumbling their way onto our newest criminal countdown - truTV Presents the World¹s Dumbest Criminals #10. Join Gary Busey, Danny Bonaduce and a gaggle of celebrity commentators - all unwilling to issue pardons - as they lambaste camera-friendly cat burglars and cigarette swiping swordsmen for their seemingly unending criminal stupidity.

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11 am

Hardcore Pawn

Busted

With their father/son relationship already on the rocks, a major miscommunication between Les and Seth could land a key employee on the chopping block. Ashley tries to keep the peace, but could the damage be too deep? Plus, some retro Detroit merchandise catches Les' eye that has a lot in common with a prior failed deal - will he be able to snag it this time? And, witness true love, between a man and his bear.

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11:30 am

Hardcore Pawn

Watch Your Back

When Les allows a $60,000 watch to walk out the door on a handshake agreement, Seth and Ashley flip out. Will Les' old school rule pay off - or leave the family in the lurch? Plus, a life sized Silver Surfer slides into the shop, and Didgeridoo leaves the staff breathless.

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12 pm

Hardcore Pawn

American Jewelry & Zoo

In the wake of Les' bum watch deal, Seth and Ashley get on his case to curb his crazy buys. He makes a deal to get the kids off his back, but when some interesting animals come through the door, it might be too much for Les to resist. Plus, a set of creepy Christmas dolls creates a showdown between the Golds. And Ashley shows some heart by helping out a needy customer - but will her good deed pay off?

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12:30 pm

Hardcore Pawn

Les Sells Out

Les has finally heard enough from Seth and Ashley about his bum watchband deal, and bets that he can sell them off just to get the kids off his back. Luck seems to be on his side when a selling streak blasts through the door, and he gets some help from Bobby J, with and an old school trick. But with 40,000 in stock, this might be too big a beast for even the master salesman himself to slay. Plus, Ashley becomes barber for the day, and some unconventional customers prepare for The End - and Les is more than happy to lend a hand, for the right price.

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1 pm

Hardcore Pawn

You Bet Your Butt

Seth and Ashley have betting on the brain and start the day with a wager that has leaves one of them dressed to the nines. The gambling doesn't stop when a vintage motor city relic makes its way through the doors, and the kids can't decide what it might be worth. But when Les wants in on the action, he could wind up getting his hands dirty. Plus, an unruly customer gets kicked out by Byron - and lets it all hang out.

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1:30 pm

Hardcore Pawn

Seth's Return

Les is devastated when he suspects Seth of doing deals behind his back with a competitor. Can he lure his son back to American Jewelry, or will their confrontation ultimately split the family apart for good? Plus, Ashley gets spooked by a skeleton rock band, Bobby J tosses the pigskin for a big win, and a vintage Dick Tracy radio watch leads to a very surprising offer from Les.

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2 pm

Hardcore Pawn

Fishing for Trouble

Les and Ashley get reeled in by the World's Largest Fishing Lure, but Seth thinks it will be a tough sell. Will they hook a big sale with this one of a kind piece? Or find themselves all washed up by the end of the day? Plus, things get physical when Byron is pushed too far, and Les squares off with a hot headed hillbilly.

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2:30 pm

Hardcore Pawn

Scent of Deception

When Ashley smells weed in the warehouse, the hunt is on to find out who is getting high at work. Will Les's big cash reward bring out the snitches? Or will Seth's plan to drug test their employees reveal the culprit? Plus, Les takes a ride on a sweet custom three wheeled motorbike, and a potential Picasso comes through the door at American Jewelry and Loan.

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3 pm

Hardcore Pawn

Growing Pains

Les is always on the lookout for deals, but when he hears about a hook up for truckloads of brand new goods, he makes a move that could change the store forever. Later, Seth takes a spin on a bar stool racer, Bobby J saddles up to a bucking bull, and Les goes toe to toe with a wanna be Liberace.

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3:30 pm

Hardcore Pawn

Drama Online, Part 1

When Seth needs help in the online department, Les volunteers Ashley - who immediately oversteps by putting a rare Olympic torch from Seth's personal collection up for sale. When the item goes MIA, all hell breaks loose, with the store's reputation and a lot of money on the line. Plus, Les gets his hands on some petrified animal anatomy that he may wish he never picked up, and helps a tongue tied customer negotiate a sweet deal on a creepy Gothic Hope Chest.

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4 pm

Hardcore Pawn

Drama Online, Part 2

After tearing through the online department, Ashley has to face the consequences when her rash instruction leads to the destruction of an important shipment. Plus, Seth takes a ride in a hovercraft, and Les puts up his dealing dukes to do business with Muhammad Ali Jr.

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4:30 pm

Hardcore Pawn

Daddy Daughter Dance

When Ashley snags a deal away from Les right under his nose, the family decides to hold a father daughter sales competition, with Seth as the judge. Can Ashley hustle hard enough to beat her father, the master? Or will Les sound the alarm on a huge last minute deal for the win? Plus, Bobby J goes for a dangerous ride he won't soon forget, and Seth calls in a favor from an old friend when some creepy Friday the 13th merchandise comes through the door.

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5 pm

Hardcore Pawn

Seth's Gamble Part 1

When Seth has just five minutes to bid on a valuable sports card auction, he takes a shot - without telling his Dad. But when the big boss finds out he spent thousands without a word, Les throws down the gauntlet - sell everything in a week, or pay out of pocket. Will Seth be able to make the sale? Or will he lose his shirt? Plus, Ashley tries to make a deal with a dancer on a Chinese Dragon, and Les challenges some college boys to go shot for shot with potent Snake Wine.

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5:30 pm

Hardcore Pawn

Seth's Gamble Part 2

After spending a fortune on sports memorabilia, Seth comes down to the wire to sell it all before his Dad's deadline, or else he'll be out thousands of dollars. Plus, Les checks out a sweet Starfire Convertible and Ashley tussles with a woman who won't take rabbit for an answer when it comes to her fur.

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6 pm

Hardcore Pawn

Seth's Soft Side

A valuable guitar strikes a special chord in Seth; a customer tries to buy a fancy watch with questionable coin; and Les does a deal - with his doppelgänger?

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6:30 pm

Hardcore Pawn

Guards Go Home

When the security guards start spooking customers, the Les sends them home to teach them a lesson. Yet when some angry customers make outrageous demands, and the Golds have to fend for themselves, Ashley isn't so sure her dad's choice was the right one. Will the family be able to defend their turf on their own? Or will business as usual - but without security - put them in danger? Plus, a sweet 1972 Cadillac looks great, but smells less so, and a pair of WWII binoculars signed by an important historical figure.

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7 pm

Hardcore Pawn

Busted Deal

Les makes a major deal with a new supplier for a truckload of TVs, but with the store already bursting at the seams, Seth and Ashley don't want the goods. When Ashley goes behind her Dad's back to "fix" things, Les flips out - but he may just have something new up his sleeve that will change Ashley's role at American Jewelry forever. Plus, Les gets giddy over rare Detroit Tigers memorabilia, and a pint sized classic car.

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7:30 pm

Hardcore Pawn

New Blood

When Ashley betrays her father's trust and cancels his big TV deal, Les decides to make a power play and offer a brand new item in the jewelry department - stainless steel. But when she refuses to sell it at her counter, Les must bring in a secret weapon to do what his daughter won't. Plus, a mistaken identi-kitty has a wild customer disrobing on the sales floor, Seth and Byron try their hand at judging the next "Detroit Idol" in the middle of the showroom.

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8 pm

Hardcore Pawn

War on the Floor

Les questions Ashley's management skills after two employees get into a fight on the shop floor. Will Ashley succeed as a peacemaker or create an even bigger problem? Meanwhile, Seth stumbles upon what could possibly be the biggest memorabilia deal the store has ever seen, but will it tank?

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8:30 pm

Hardcore Pawn

Secret Shopper

Les hatches a secret plan to put his employees to the test, but how will Seth, Ashley and Karen react when they find out they've also been put under the microscope? Plus, a man in search of the perfect engagement ring ends up giving everyone road rage when he blocks the store parking lot with his truck.

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9 pm

Hardcore Pawn

Cousin vs. Cousin

When Ashley interferes with one of Karen's sales on the shop floor, a family feud breaks out. Les urges them to work together, but when Ashley's half-hearted efforts to mentor Karen almost result in a big loss for the store, Les has had enough. Plus, Seth gets quite the show when a rock metal group shopping for a guitar breaks out into an impromptu jam session.

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9:30 pm

Hardcore Pawn

Seth's Big Mistake

Les finally lands a buyer for his special edition Lee Iacocca Mustang, but loses his cool when he learns Seth sent the hot rod out on consignment. Can Seth get the car back in time? Plus, Ashley sniffs out a bad deal on a Pepe le Pew statue, and Byron shows a Rick James wannabe the front door.

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10 pm

Hardcore Pawn

New

Three Ring Circus Part 1

A customer's dunk tank inspires Karen to come up with a big idea for the shop. Seth and Les are on board, but will Ashley be down for the cause when she finds out what they have planned for her? Plus, Byron puts two hockey fans in the penalty box when they get physical over a vintage puck.

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10:30 pm

Hardcore Pawn

Meet the New Girl

Cousin Karen is ready to shakes things up on the showroom floor and make some major sales - but Ashley is less than thrilled to have someone invading her turf. Will Karen be able to help out when Ashley's brash demeanor threatens to drive away customers? Or, is it Gold way, or the highway for the new girl? Plus, Seth checks out a red hot 1974 Camaro, and Les makes a friend from Holland.

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11 pm

Fake Off

Moon Landings, Dragons & Twisters, Oh My!

The second group of fakers are back, all trying to avoid elimination.  Tonight¿s fakes include a breathtaking battle against the supernatural, a deadly crime drama, and an earth-shaking light show that nearly ends in disaster.

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12 am

Hardcore Pawn

War on the Floor

Les questions Ashley's management skills after two employees get into a fight on the shop floor. Will Ashley succeed as a peacemaker or create an even bigger problem? Meanwhile, Seth stumbles upon what could possibly be the biggest memorabilia deal the store has ever seen, but will it tank?

TV-14 L
12:30 am

Hardcore Pawn

Secret Shopper

Les hatches a secret plan to put his employees to the test, but how will Seth, Ashley and Karen react when they find out they've also been put under the microscope? Plus, a man in search of the perfect engagement ring ends up giving everyone road rage when he blocks the store parking lot with his truck.

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1 am

Hardcore Pawn

Cousin vs. Cousin

When Ashley interferes with one of Karen's sales on the shop floor, a family feud breaks out. Les urges them to work together, but when Ashley's half-hearted efforts to mentor Karen almost result in a big loss for the store, Les has had enough. Plus, Seth gets quite the show when a rock metal group shopping for a guitar breaks out into an impromptu jam session.

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1:30 am

Hardcore Pawn

Seth's Big Mistake

Les finally lands a buyer for his special edition Lee Iacocca Mustang, but loses his cool when he learns Seth sent the hot rod out on consignment. Can Seth get the car back in time? Plus, Ashley sniffs out a bad deal on a Pepe le Pew statue, and Byron shows a Rick James wannabe the front door.

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2 am

Hardcore Pawn

Three Ring Circus Part 1

A customer's dunk tank inspires Karen to come up with a big idea for the shop. Seth and Les are on board, but will Ashley be down for the cause when she finds out what they have planned for her? Plus, Byron puts two hockey fans in the penalty box when they get physical over a vintage puck.

TV-14 L
2:30 am

Hardcore Pawn

Meet the New Girl

Cousin Karen is ready to shakes things up on the showroom floor and make some major sales - but Ashley is less than thrilled to have someone invading her turf. Will Karen be able to help out when Ashley's brash demeanor threatens to drive away customers? Or, is it Gold way, or the highway for the new girl? Plus, Seth checks out a red hot 1974 Camaro, and Les makes a friend from Holland.

TV-14 L
3 am

Fake Off

Moon Landings, Dragons & Twisters, Oh My!

The second group of fakers are back, all trying to avoid elimination.  Tonight¿s fakes include a breathtaking battle against the supernatural, a deadly crime drama, and an earth-shaking light show that nearly ends in disaster.

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4 am

Full Throttle Saloon

That's a Rap

It's the final day of the rally and "Local's Night" promises to set off some real fireworks. Hip-hop acts Babi Mac and the Ying Yang Twins are the headline performers. Unexpected bad weather forces the entire crowd indoors.

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5 am

It Only Hurts When I Laugh !

It Only Hurts When I Laugh Episode 113

IOHWIL is a caught-on-tape show that knows there's nothing funnier than pain, humiliation and stupidity-- when it's happening to someone else! In this episode, a news reporter becomes the lead item when he's flattened by his own camera crew, a police officer chases down his own runaway cruiser, a burglar's escape plan hits a wall, and a baby elephant shows a pushy tourist the meaning of, "hands-off."

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5:30 am