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World's Dumbest

World's Dumbest Confrontations

Never accuse Danny Bonaduce, Tonya Harding and the rest of our celebrity cast of pulling their punches when they comment. Tonight on World's Dumbest Confrontations, they bring their pugilism to bear on men grappling with untamed beasts, cops taking down dangerous criminals, and civilized women going wild in girl on girl catfights. It's an hour of television sure to leave you bruised, bloodied and ready for more.

TV-14 D L S
10 am

World's Dumbest

World's Dumbest Holidays

World's Dumbest Holidays - Ho, ho, oh, no! Get into the spirit with Danny Bonaduce, Tonya Harding and the rest of our cast as they celebrate what happens when Thanksgiving turkeys fight back, Santa imbibes too much holiday cheer and more!

TV-14 D L
11 am

South Beach Tow

Sand in the Face

Perez tangles with an out-of-control dental patient. Bernice and Robert Jr. interrupt a photo-shoot on the beach and square off against an old rival. And Perez comes to the rescue when an irate vehicle owner hijacks Robert Jr.'s truck.

TV-14 L
11:30 am

South Beach Tow

The Hurricane

The tow of an RV leads to an off-the-wall couple taking up residence in the Tremont waiting room. Bernice gets jumped by her old co-workers and calls in former Tremont driver Eddie for back up.

TV-14 V L
12 pm

South Beach Tow

Unlicensed to Drive

Eddie is accosted by a nasty rich girl with a pink BMW - and a secret. A lemur wreaks havoc in the Tremont waiting room. Robert Jr. and Bernice travel to a faraway car show on a repo tip but the unexpected outcome leaves them furious.

TV-14 L
12:30 pm

South Beach Tow

Stranded

Robert Sr., Robert Jr., and Perez head to the Everglades on the repo of an airboat. Eddie faces off against a deranged, taser-wielding young woman. Bernice uses extreme measures to extract a stubborn vehicle owner from her car in the tow yard.

TV-14 V L
1 pm

South Beach Tow

Search and Rescue

Bernice and Jerome travel to the Everglades to rescue their missing coworkers. In an attempt to salvage an important lot contract, a short-staffed Christie attempts a tow on her own, leaving a path of destruction in her wake.

TV-14 V D L
1:30 pm

South Beach Tow

A Very Tremont Christmas

A mysterious present wreaks havoc on the Tremont crew. Bernice's tow-away from a massage parlor leads to a larger-than-life throw-down. Perez and Eddie repo a luxury sedan from a pugilistic preacher's wife.

TV-14 V L
2 pm

South Beach Tow

The Dog House

Bernice tows a car belonging to a guy on house arrest, leading to a life-threatening confrontation. A familiar friend is called to Tremont to deal with an irate dog-walker. And, Robbie and Eddie uncover a game-changing secret.

2:30 pm

South Beach Tow

Money All Day

Bernice exacts revenge on Perez during a repo at a custom auto shop. Eddie deals with a chaotic scene at a fast food drive-thru. Robert Sr. learns the truth about Perez, with violent and surprising consequences that may change Tremont forever.

TV-14 V L
3 pm

Hardcore Pawn

Sucker Punch

Sucker Punch - Les scrambles to find a buyer for a pimped out party bus to win a bet with Seth. Then, a mad scientist claims his old device can cure deadly diseases. And later, Seth makes a shocking revelation that sends a couple into a rampage.

TV-14 L
3:30 pm

Hardcore Pawn

Melted Gold

Melted Gold - Seth steps in when a customer and employee square off in the parking lot. Then, Les and Ashley learn the meaning of "nut up" when they calm a customer's maniacal mom. Later, the store gangs up on Seth to give him a birthday surprise.

TV-14 L
4 pm

Hardcore Pawn

I Quit!

I Quit! - Les and Seth face down Ashley in a final power struggle that could change the face of American Jewelry & Loan forever.

TV-14 L
4:30 pm

Hardcore Pawn

Life After Death

With Ashley Gone, business seems to really be picking up - or at least thats what Seth thinks. A disagreement over a customer's loan erupts into a knockdown, drag out battle. Then, a rare lacocca Mustang has Les and Seth very interested. Will they pony up or watch this dream car drive away? And later, Les longs to bring Ashley back into the business, but Seth will have none ot it.

TV-14 L
5 pm

Hardcore Pawn

Return of the Queen

Les snaps when a customer threatens to throw down over a broken necklace. Then, the Golds are presented with Saddam Hussein's signed personal documents and Iraqi currency. Will his signature prove to be the real thing or not worth the paper it's written on? And later, Les calls Ashley in for a family sit-down. He wants her back at the shop, but she has plans of her own. Will daddy's darling return and change the family business forever or will Seth stand in the way?

TV-14 L
5:30 pm

Hardcore Pawn

Fire Bomb

A customer tries to rip off the store and quickly learns why you never mess with Les. Then, the Golds have the chance to buy a genuine Olympic torch. Will they win this deal or will victory elude them? And later, a raging car fire in the parking lot threatens to catch the power lines, but things take a turn for the worst when the family learns someone may be inside the car.

TV-14 L
6 pm

Hardcore Pawn

Les Walks Out

With Les gone, Ashley plots Seth's demise. Meanwhile, a customer wants big cash for his jewelry but a disagreement over its worth leads to a vicious standoff. Then, the Golds have the opportunity to buy a rare piece of signed Michael Jackson memorabilia. Seth dangles an enticing deal in front of the seller, but one of them may be getting the shaft. And later, Ashley goes all in against Seth. Will he outwit his sister or fall prey to her divisive plan?

TV-14 L
6:30 pm

Hardcore Pawn

Blood Lines

Ashley blows everyone away with her negotiating skills causing her feud with Seth to resurface. Then, Les is threatened with a trip to the hospital or worse when a shark suit sale goes wrong. Will he back down or throw down? And later, when the sibling rivalry reaches a fever pitch, Les is forced to make a decision that will change the way AJL does business forever.

TV-14 L
7 pm

The Carbonaro Effect

The Lizard Law

In a Mexican restaurant, Michael treats incredulous diners to a good luck serpent with their tableside guacamole, and makes salsa so spicy it melts metal. Then, he confuses office coworkers with a never-ending brown bag lunch and a frozen meal that turns out to be alarmingly fresh. Plus, he confounds his new assistant with some tricks of the trade as a real estate agent, including freshening dead flowers right before her eyes.

TV-PG L
7:30 pm

The Carbonaro Effect

Maybe it's the Echinacea?

Posing as a Pet Store employee, Michael sells customers on the novelty of pets that can hatch out of balloons, and convinces a hotel valet that he can park a car without even sitting in the driver's seat. Then at the gym, he introduces new workout techniques that boggle the mind of a seasoned fitness enthusiast.

TV-PG
8 pm

The Carbonaro Effect

An Elevated Ferret Alert

Posing as an interior designer, Michael stumps his new assistant who can't escape the ground floor of a home due to a disappearing staircase. Then in an office waiting room, he frustrates a bored woman who desperately tries to do some light reading. Finally at a car wash, he uses a unique method to retrieve keys that were locked in a car, and horrifies a woman who does not want new furry friends.

TV-14 L
8:30 pm

The Carbonaro Effect

Out of Control

Michael stuns customers in a holistic store by treating them to kale cannolis that are too good to be true. Later, while working in a toy store, Michael shocks his coworker by bringing a large teddy bear to life.

TV-PG
9 pm

The Carbonaro Effect

This is not an Orange

Michael confuses variety store customers with products that have secret hideaways; astonishes camping store patrons with rafts that come in pill form; and convinces a woman that a tiny propeller enables human levitation.

TV-14 V L
9:30 pm

The Carbonaro Effect

Just During the Previews

Michael tests gravity when he floats the idea of astronaut snacks; his darkness-triggering popcorn is too newfangled for one movie goer; and he astonishes an antique store employee with glass figurines that feel emotion and repair themselves!

TV-PG L
10 pm

Breaking Greenville

Hashtag Small Market Problems

When competing local TV stations in Greenville Mississippi find themselves neck and neck in the ratings, WABG's Morning show host Lucy Biggers must find a way to out-do her arch rival, WXVT's Callie Carrol

TV-14 L
10:30 pm

Branson Famous

Waiting for Maw-Maw

The drama escalates as Heather tries to fix her harmonies in time to impress the Mabe who matters most, Maw-Maw. And Denton reminisces about his past, but wonders what kind of future he'll have if Brandon and Megan tie the knot.

TV-PG L
11 pm

Branson Famous

Small Town Fame

Megan raises suspicions about Heather's glowing review and gets asked by Breezy for singing lessons. Plus, Brandon and Megan's local TV appearance causes so much family strife that Megan wonders if their relationship can last.

TV-PG L
11:30 pm

Branson Famous

The Brangelina of Branson

Brandon and Megan ward off proposal questions from local paparazzo; Breezy pleads with Brandon to sing in the Baldknobbers' 55th Anniversary show; and Denton feels threatened by Heather's expanding Baldknobbers role.

TV-PG L
12 am

The Carbonaro Effect

An Elevated Ferret Alert

Posing as an interior designer, Michael stumps his new assistant who can't escape the ground floor of a home due to a disappearing staircase. Then in an office waiting room, he frustrates a bored woman who desperately tries to do some light reading. Finally at a car wash, he uses a unique method to retrieve keys that were locked in a car, and horrifies a woman who does not want new furry friends.

TV-14 L
12:30 am

The Carbonaro Effect

Out of Control

Michael stuns customers in a holistic store by treating them to kale cannolis that are too good to be true. Later, while working in a toy store, Michael shocks his coworker by bringing a large teddy bear to life.

TV-PG
1 am

The Carbonaro Effect

This is not an Orange

Michael confuses variety store customers with products that have secret hideaways; astonishes camping store patrons with rafts that come in pill form; and convinces a woman that a tiny propeller enables human levitation.

TV-14 V L
1:30 am

The Carbonaro Effect

Just During the Previews

Michael tests gravity when he floats the idea of astronaut snacks; his darkness-triggering popcorn is too newfangled for one movie goer; and he astonishes an antique store employee with glass figurines that feel emotion and repair themselves!

TV-PG L
2 am

Breaking Greenville

Hashtag Small Market Problems

When competing local TV stations in Greenville Mississippi find themselves neck and neck in the ratings, WABG's Morning show host Lucy Biggers must find a way to out-do her arch rival, WXVT's Callie Carrol

TV-14 L
2:30 am

Branson Famous

Waiting for Maw-Maw

The drama escalates as Heather tries to fix her harmonies in time to impress the Mabe who matters most, Maw-Maw. And Denton reminisces about his past, but wonders what kind of future he'll have if Brandon and Megan tie the knot.

TV-PG L
3 am

Branson Famous

Small Town Fame

Megan raises suspicions about Heather's glowing review and gets asked by Breezy for singing lessons. Plus, Brandon and Megan's local TV appearance causes so much family strife that Megan wonders if their relationship can last.

TV-PG L
3:30 am

Branson Famous

The Brangelina of Branson

Brandon and Megan ward off proposal questions from local paparazzo; Breezy pleads with Brandon to sing in the Baldknobbers' 55th Anniversary show; and Denton feels threatened by Heather's expanding Baldknobbers role.

TV-PG L
4 am

Full Throttle Saloon

Serving Two Masters

Michael is torn between setting up his new distillery business and getting the throttle ready for Rally, leaving Angie scrambling to tie up all his loose ends.

TV-14 D L S
5 am

It Only Hurts When I Laugh!

It Only Hurts When I Laugh Episode 100

It Only Hurts When I Laugh is a caught-on-tape show that knows there's nothing funnier than pain, humiliation and stupidity-- when it's happening to someone else! This episode features a forklift operator who destroys his own warehouse... A swimmer dives into a frozen lake... and Santa crashes a party from the top of a frozen rooftop.

TV-14 L
5:30 am