A blow-up doll made to resemble Adult Video News Award-winner Jenna Haze disappeared from the hallway of an Iowa apartment complex, according to a police report filed by Trenton Camacho, the man who had ordered the $32 rubber companion. According to Camacho, someone had gotten to the Priority US Mail package containing the porn star's inanimate doppelganger before him, leaving the package empty.

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