Because stockings and ski caps are so 90s.
Police in Michigan are reaching out to the public for information about a suspect in connection with a series of home invasions, burglaries and larcenies in automobiles in Macomb County. They say the guy is committing these crimes while wearing a silver bodysuit. Thankfully, he does not seem to be carrying a mirrored disco ball or a ray gun.
Gerald Allen and Johnny Calderon probably thought they had found the perfect marks in the two University of Virginia students they allegedly planned to rob, but found out only too late just how wrong they were.
Police are asking for help finding the man shown in this surveillance footage from a grocery store in Redding California. He is described as wearing easily identifiable, bright, clown clothes, though he may just be wearing his wife’s pajamas.
Bank Robber Charles Estrell had everything under control from his escape, down to his beaded, braided wig, that is, until he got stuck in an air vent and had to be rescued.
Datha Nation, 64, was arrested May 14, 2012, after almost robing the same bank for the third time in less than a year. The sexagenarian’s crime spree started last June 9, when she approached the counter and handed over a note that threatened to infect them with H.I.V. if they didn’t hand over the cash.
The most casual robber in the world and his barefaced accomplice seem to have entered a newspaper store in Manchester, England, armed with nothing but a cup of coffee and a positive attitude.