Brian Wutschke, 45, of Farmington, Minn., was arrested in Minneapolis on August 22, 2012, after a woman, 30, reported his sucking on a sex toy while driving and holding up traffic. Police quickly tracked him down, and that’s when it got weird.

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A Louisiana man, who was pulled over for driving erratically, was drunk enough to think that if he could gross out the cops enough, they would let him go. He was wrong.

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A Florida woman was arrested this week when police interrupted what she was about to do to her boyfriend with a knife, a fishing pole and a jagged piece of glass. Last week a Texas woman was arrested for what she actually did do to her man with boiling hot oil and a stripper pole.

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Modest topless driver runs stop sign, collides with tree and keeps right on driving to avoid an embarrassing scene with deputies.

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A woman was enjoying her evening at a Shooters Grill and Bar in Boulder, Colo., when Timothy Paez sidled up to her and slipped his arm around her. She expressed her disinterest in his advances, and he expressed his dismay — by peeing on her leg.

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On Saturday, Rodney Dwayne Valentine, 37, was released from Rockingham County Jail in North Carolina, where he’d been since May 22nd on a charge of injury to personal property. Upon his release, Valentine asked Sheriff’s deputies to give him a ride to a motel. They refused, and Valentine in turn refused to leave the jail.

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In Vernon, Conn., a man who police say was drinking a beer while driving was arrested at a DUI checkpoint this weekend. And in Ohio, a man was arrested for DUI twice in three hours.

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Tonya Ann Fowler was arrested after calling 911 twice on July 15: Once to complain about an ugly mugshot of herself, and again to complain about a storage problem.

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A former Chicago-area police officer pleaded guilty to charges Wednesday, in connection with impersonating an officer, stripping naked, and demanding a full frontal massage at a day spa.

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Maine police responded to a call about a man causing a disturbance at the Enman Disc Golf course in Brunswick around 6 p.m. on July 6. According to witnesses, the naked man, 29, was “rolling in mud, tipping over trash cans and sitting in the disc goals.”

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