May this be a cautionary tale to all who drink to excess and pass out in public: your heart could stop, at least temporarily, and you might just find yourself on a slab in the morgue.
A woman drove home from the bar and parked two feet from the curb but wasn’t able to walk from there. She called 911 and told the operator she was “too damn drunk” to get out of her car.
One thing people say about the Midwest is how nice people are there. One intoxicated Lincoln County, Wisconsin man proved no exception when he pulled up behind a police cruiser on the side of the road and offered his help. You might be able to guess what happened next.
Police in Port Hedland, Western Australia, are reportedly searching for a pig that broke into a camping couple’s cooler during the night and drank 18 of their beers. He may be irritable, hungover and probably has a pounding headache.
A Deltona, Fla., man may soon be swapping the Babysitters’ Club for Alcoholics Anonymous after allegedly passing out drunk while watching two young children.
Shaun Keith Orris of Waukesha, 41, Wisconsin, had knocked back about six beers and a few shots at a local bar when he decided to stand up for a constitutional right to do the dance of love with goats, supporting the old adage "whiskey don’t make liars, it just makes fools."
An 81-year-old Riverside, Illinois, mother could have really used some sort of medical alert bracelet or necklace on March 9, 2013, when her drunken son, Robert Golba, 55, fell on her during an argument, and passed out.
Any Americans on British Airways flight BA2202 from Cancun to London who boarded under the misconception that “‘the British are all polite,” were quickly and perhaps a little brutally disabused of that notion after encountering very drunk fellow passenger Sean Jude Kelly.
A St. Louis man was stabbed recently in the chest, back and neck, but was so drunk he never realized and couldn’t remember the incident. Also a sober Canadian man found a knife blade in his back from an assault that occurred three years ago.
Sean Payne, 35, was arrested in Humble, Texas, in the wee hours of the morning of October 4th, after police received a call from pub employees about Payne’s drunken behavior. Taken into custody on a charge of public intoxication, he was reportedly too drunk to hold up his head