Not much is known about the eyeballs found on top of a trash can at a Kansas City gas station, besides that they’re, well, eyeballs found at a gas station.
According to Kansas City, Mo., police, a Conoco gas station worker called police after finding a “suspicious package” on sitting on a trash can outside his workplace. The package contained, police say, a medical cooler with two eyeballs inside.
Authorities say the peepers could be either human or animal. While it’s too early to cry assault or murder, you should all just cry, enjoying the eyeballs that are firmly seated in your face.
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