Virginian James Denham Watson, 31, was arrested on March 23, 2013, after a very mature disagreement with his roommate — not really.
Our story begins with Watson passed out on the couch early after an evening of drinking to excess, which is apparently a big mistake if you are male and have a male roommate, even if you’re 31.
Watson awoke to find that his roomie had drawn “male genitalia on his face with permanent marker,” which is still visible in the mugshot below. A probably still plastered Watson basically reacted by beating the crap out of his roommate, who summoned police an hour and a half later to press charges. Watson was arrested on charges of malicious wounding and held without bond.
Read the police report: