Earlier this week we brought you Tamara Grissett, who faked labor pains to avoid arrest, and today we offer you Louisiana man Wayne Benoit, 53, who was pulled over by police on August 7, in Thibodaux after his truck was observed swerving all over the road by officers, and nearly hitting a cyclist. According to police Benoit reeked of alcohol. He was given a field sobriety test, which he failed, so they decided to place him under arrest. Once Benoit realized what was happening, he reportedly began straining. According to Police Chief Scott Silverii, “Officers said that Benoit began straining really hard. Eventually, the straining gave way to Benoit purposely defecating himself.” It seems he thought this “little episode” would spare him from being arrested. But as stinky as he was, he was wrong. Police, who often go above and beyond the call of duty when dealing with the highly inebriated, arrested him anyway for DWI. Benoit was booked into the Lafourche Parish Detention Center, where they determined that his blood alcohol level was .20 percent.