These 15 famous hometown dishes are disgusting. Can we have seconds?

I live in America. I love food. I think it's only fair that I have come to consider myself a food expert and critic. You know why? Because I've eaten a lot of grub across this great country. I don't think you need much more than a functioning jaw and a healthy appetite to weigh in on this topic and I've got something to say: your city's most famous food is dumb.

Yep. I've been there, I've eaten it, and you all need to settle down a bit.

We all live in or near a city within this great expanse of country that boasts some kind of local edible treasure. It gives people great pride and a reason to brag or draw a gun if someone disagrees with you. Well, I'm that person. Check out this list of legendary local foods and why they're anti-delicious.

Written by Brooke Van Poppelen