Totally Useless Baby Products

Having children is as wonderful as it is stressful, and for every anxiety that a new parent has, there are dozens of products designed to directly address those fears and concerns. As a result, the shelves of baby stores are overflowing with products, many of which seem like they might be a good idea, until you get them home and realize they're about as useless as that fake mustache you put on your baby for a gag birthday card. Actually, scratch that, a fake mustache on a baby isn't useless at all, it's hilarious. Here are some examples of the truly dumb baby products out there.