Baby Food Cleanse
What is it? Created by celebrity trainer Tracy Anderson, you supposedly choke down 14 jars of pureed nastiness per day (approx. 1,000 calories), plus one sensible meal.
Who tried it? Jennifer Aniston, Reese Witherspoon, Stephanie Pratt. Though Aniston vehemently denies scarfing toddler grub, telling People, "Sorry, but the last time I had baby food, I believe I was 1. I've been on solids for about 40 years now."
Why is it dumb? "Plus one sensible meal." Because eating baby food is so not sensible. You're an adult! Chew like one! Hit the gym and leave the mush for your toothless grandpa.