Gastric Bypass Surgery

What is it? Icky, yucky surgical procedure where your stomach is reduced to the size of a peanut, so you can't really eat. Adios, belly rolls, saddlebags and cankles. Hello, skin flab!

Who tried it? Star Jones, Roseanne Barr, Sharon Osbourne. "I've been afforded the luxury of consulting numerous doctors, specialists and colleagues who concluded that this surgery was the only way I could regain control of my life," Jones admits to Glamour.

Why is it dumb? Why mess with a good thing? Give me four bowls of macaroni and cheese, and keep the scissors away from my intestinal snack sack. Side note: Everyone who receives this surgery looks like a gross, oily skin bag. This is amusing, because Star Jones still thinks she's hot.