Here's how A-list stars stay skinny... and unhealthy.

Hollywood constantly comes at us with these lame, fancy-pants weight-loss tips like gastric bypass surgery, booze and... baby food. They make it look so easy with their abundance of Kelly Regis-like bobble heads and Star Jones success stories. Here, pay $300 for a bunch of creepy miracle berries! It worked for Oprah, and she looks hot! Maple syrup and lemons for breakfast, lunch and dinner? Sounds fantastic. Pureed pizza? Five jars of it, please. Frankly, it's high time someone call bullshizzle. The only way to shave off your love handles is by eating a balanced diet and hitting the treadmill three times a week. Now will someone please relay this message to the following super-stupid stars? –Tina Smithers