If there's one thing worse than dumb, it's big and dumb, and Alaska is very, very big, (larger than the landmass of Texas, California and Montana combined) and very, very dumb. How dumb? There once was a law on the books in Fairbanks, Alaska that banned the practice of feeding alcohol to a moose. Do you know why this law was necessary? BECAUSE SOMEONE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO GIVE ALCOHOL TO A MOOSE.