Poop Deck Is For Reals, Yo

The Carnival Triumph had a fire that knocked out electricity and plumbing leaving newlyweds -- and everyone else -- with no option but to crap in plastic baggies. After four days the stench was reportedly so bad that passengers slept on the decks. The 4,000 guests of this nightmare are getting $500, a full refund and a ticket for a future cruise. Bon voyage suckers!