Dan Hermann, Brooklyn, NY "THE OUTBACK 'STACHE"

My shaggy gray mustache is awesome because it makes me look like my great great grandfather, it makes dogs bark at me and children run away in terror. It catches all manner of food and causes everything I drink to drizzle randomly down my chin. It assists me in my career as a Chester A Arthur impersonator and it looks REALLY cool with white tie and tails and a top hat. I love my 'stache and chops!