"Go on The Feeding Tube Diet!"
You know how on the Atkins diet you don't eat bread? The feeding tube diet is like that except you don't eat ANYTHING. You heard me. A doctor puts a feeding tube up your nose and down your throat, and pumps a solution of protein and fat (but no carbohydrates) into your body. This is the kind of thing that they normally only do for people who are so diseased, battered, broken or recovering that they cannot physically eat. So it's sort of like Atkins, if you were in a coma.
One woman was said to have paid $1,500 for 10 days of this stuff in order to slim down for her wedding. That must have been a fun wedding. Most people look forward to their first dance, or their wedding night but if I were a betting man, I'd wager the highlights of this lady's wedding was wolfing down forty pounds of cake.