Extreme Weight Loss Is Always Dumb

Losing weight isn't easy. I mean, it's easy to SAY you'll "eat less and exercise" but what do you eat? Which exercises do you do? Are there any shortcuts? If not, are there at least any LONGcuts, that will definitely work? Sadly, I don't have the answers to these questions. I'm a blogger who drank 70 ounces of chicken gravy for lunch. Yes, I'm disgustingly obese, but I get my self-esteem in other ways, like my being incredible at lovemaking, and knowing how to throw my fast-food wrappers directly into the garbage can from distances of over 20 feet. I'm getting off topic here, but the point is, I don't have a lot of great tips on how to lose weight, but I do have a bunch of terrible ones. And they involve, among other things, the techniques in this gallery. Read on!