Three questions: isn't this called the puppy bowl? Are hedgehogs even pets? And why are they cheerleaders? According to one rumor, the hedgehogs were originally slated to wear cheerleaders' skirts, but couldn't because they don't have waists. Here's exactly how stupid this is: Somewhere in this country, it is someone's job to outfit hedgehogs in cheerleader's dresses. As if that isn't stupid enough, he or she sucks at it.