The Kitten Halftime Show
Oh, for crying out loud. Kittens, too? This is called the Puppy Bowl -- you gotta get kittens involved? And all they're doing is frolicking around? Look, if you're going to do a cat halftime show, you should at least have them dressed up as musical acts from past Super Bowl Halftime shows. You get Kitten Bruce Springsteen, Kitten Madonna, maybe Kitten Tom Petty and the Heartbreakingly Cute Kittens. Come to think of it, that's what the Super Bowl halftime show should be. Kittens dressed as pop stars! To Twitter! Let's make this happen, people.