"Kiss him on the eyes, the nose, the forehead, hair, chin and the mouth... running your tongue silkily across his front teeth, gums... and inside his lips."

Why This Is Dumb: Making out with a man's hair and/or chin is not the best way to get Mr. Happy to stand at attention. How much sitar have you been listening to?

Source: The Sensuous Woman by Joan Garrity (1969)