Your Assistant

All relationships go bad eventually, and before you argue with me, remember- you're the one who's considering banging your assistant. Here's a tip: Once you start getting your assistant to "assist" you in naked activities, you're not only potentially throwing away a spouse, you could also lose an assistant. So before you get on that intercom and ask your assistant to hold a little more than your calls, consider that if you do get caught cheating, it might be nice to still have someone around to schedule the appointments with the divorce lawyer.