Dina Lohan, mother of Lindsay Lohan

"As a parent, you have to let them go a little bit. When [Lindsay] went out to Los Angeles when she was 19, I had to let her live and fall and fail and survive. Without failure, there's no success." –Dina Lohan to Matt Lauer

It's tough to count how many times actress Lindsay Lohan has been charged with a DUI, had a court hearing or hit up rehab, but it probably rivals her abundance of box-office flop teen flicks. Alas, train wrecks learn from train wrecks, and Dina Lohan is no fine example. Not only does Dina capitalize on Lindsay's infamy by allowing a camera crew everywhere from inside her house (where she has three other children) to LiLo's rehabilitation center, but in-denial Dina continues to front as a stand-up mother.