Werewolves

According to werewolf expert and author of The Werewolf's Guide to Life, Ritch Duncan, entering into a relationship with a werewolf is fine, as long as you don't mind the whole "several days a month, you're not going to be able to see your partner" thing. "It's sort of like dating someone in the National Guard, but instead of going away for three days a month to do military training, your sweetie transforms into a massive, bloodthirsty killing machine who is emotionless but for hunger and rage. And fellas, spare me the "she's already a monster three days a month" jokes. This is WAY worse. But remember, you're still dating a person. Most of the time. So if your anniversary happens to fall on one of those nights, don't get all bent out of shape about it." So if you're into bipolar people, maybe it's not so dumb. Otherwise, definitely stupid.