Overshare on Facebook

We know the color of your kid's poo, as it is updated on an hourly basis. Thanks for that. But then, we get smacked with enough kid pics bombing our newsfeed to populate the website of a healthy-sized Romanian orphanage.

And the things you think your kid says that are cute? Look: If a little person says something dumb, it is not automatically adorable just because that weak brain came from your loins. Can we please go back to the days when you posted drunk photos of yourself? That was far more entertaining.