Reason #5: Every sports fanatic is under the impression that the world's beer supply is running out.

One cup of beer at a time is just fine, bro. Double-fist those cups if you have to, but, really, what's the rush? The beer isn't going anywhere. There is no brew drought. If you run out of beer, get off your cheese ass and waddle to get a new one. Offer to buy one for your buddy, and then later, he can return the favor. Exercise is good for you! There is really no reason why you need to strap a keg to your back like a firefighter wearing an oxygen tank or consume your beer via tube. Drinking through a tube is just never a good idea.