Blinged-Out Tee

Why it's dumb: These shirts look like what would happen if a dragon ate a disco ball and vomited it onto a piece of fabric. These fashion abominations were cool for a hot thirty seconds year ago, but not anymore.

The solution: If you want to play with a Bedazzler, go hang out with a 12-year-old. Grown men should not own rhinestones or gems of any kind, in any capacity.