There's your blog. And your Facebook. Your LinkedIn, Twitter, defunct MySpace page... what, did you expect to find some sort of breaking news about yourself that you didn't already know? You're not Brad Pitt, so why bother, you narcissistic nitwit? Especially if your name is John Smith — in that case, you're SOL because you'd have over 23 million results to sift through if you want to find anything good.