Johnny Depp

Dumb '90s hairstyle: The Dirty Face Curtain
Year: 1992
Was this really popular? The entire decade was nothing but moody bros with greasy hair getting in their eyes. This was the preferred hairstyle of sensitive, world-weary cynics who were actually really deep romantics, which is why some aficionados of awful skull growth refer to this as The Ethan Hawke. If you were a slacker, a slam poet or a grunge band guitar player, oily bangs got in your eyes through most of the 90s.