Justin Timberlake

Dumb '90s hairstyle: The Crispy Fried Blonde
Year: 1998
Was this really popular? Are you joking? The '90s was a Golden Age of skinny all-boy glee clubs dyeing the tips of their short hair yellow. This terrible tightly cropped cut and coloring was to the '90s what awful afros were to white guys in the '70s: a cultural and visual blight. Next time any woman gushes about Justin Timberlake, they should look at this awesome photo of him, his crunchy fake blonde hair and those equally awesome roots.