J-Woww & Snooki

The famous-for-no-reason starlets of MTV's Jersey Shore took a dip near South Beach, FL, and the paparazzi just happened to be a fist-pump away. J-Woww, wearing what looks like a lacey push-up bra, ensures that her store-bought boobies are perfectly on display. And poor Snooki can barely stand in four feet of water. Luckily her milk jugs keep her afloat just fine.